Stupid baby names

[Bronn]

Casey

[mmmbeans]

look... if I had a stupid baby, it'd get a stupid name.

don't boss me.

[mmmbeans]

anything named after a car....because you want all the boys at school wanting to drive your Mercedes!!!

just to be clear, all those cars were named after people...

[Zcustom]

There is a large gap between "unique" and "idiotic." Mine tends to straddle that line most of the time, and it was so much fun growing up.

You should have been a used car salesman.

"best cars in all of Charlotte, I guarantee it!!!"

[Scrumtrilescent]

This guy....ugh, and my Dad loved his cooking show I think just to pick on me....

[Guest]

^^^ that man could cook.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

are you hung like a....hehehehehehhehehhehe I'M SO FUNNAY!

[Scrumtrilescent]

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[Mrs Pantherfan]

so...yes? RARWRAWRAWRAWRAWR!

[Darth Biscuit]

so...yes? RARWRAWRAWRAWRAWR!

[FireMarshallBill]

http://www.people.com/people/mobile/article/0,,20651337,00.html

They named their kid "Hashtag".

[boo7382]

Girls:

Any derivation of the name Hayden, or anything that rhymes with Hayden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible.

Anything that black people name their kids that sound like they should have an apostrophe in it

Anything with a "Mc" in it: McKenna

Anything German (Sorry Grandma): Hedwig, Gerta, Bertha

My mom named me to be unique.....but mine is a family name. My great grandfathers middle and last name are my first and middle name.

I has gotten into the baby books though for a couple reasons and now I am seeing it all over the place...with only younger children. Some lady told me she picked it because it matched with their sons name for siblings names in the baby books.

Whooooo man my mom is pissed about it hahaha

On another note really odd that you said Marshall.....that was going to be my name if I was a boy.

[Darth Biscuit]

My mom named me to be unique.....but mine is a family name. My great grandfathers middle and last name are my first and middle name.

I has gotten into the baby books though for a couple reasons and now I am seeing it all over the place...with only younger children. Some lady told me she picked it because it matched with their sons name for siblings names in the baby books.

Whooooo man my mom is pissed about it hahaha

On another note really odd that you said Marshall.....that was going to be my name if I was a boy.

Your great grandfathers name was Boo McBooerson? Weird.

[Guest Tom Cat]

^^^ that man could cook.

Im old enough to have seen his show while it was still on television - he spent half his time picking and blowing his nose with an old dirty ass hand kerchief that he kept in his back pocket- - then hed measure recipe ingredients out in his hands and add them to his sloppy ass concoctions - dude was disgusting. And from Louisiana.