Dear Luke Kuechly

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I'll do your thinking from here on out.

First up, getting J a new Dyson for Christmas is money, baby.

I was looking at Dyson's yesterday for the wife. Is that bad?

[Darth Biscuit]

I was looking at Dyson's yesterday for the wife. Is that bad?

My wife has 3 different vacuums at the house... if I bought her a 4th, she would be happy. Maybe I'll do that.

[Panthro]

I have a house cleaner that comes twice a month.

I don't own a vacuum. :(

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I have a house cleaner that comes twice a month.

I don't own a vacuum. :(

I fired Molly Maids ass. At least pick up a candle and dust instead of dusting around it. I can do that myself.

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My wife has 3 different vacuums at the house... if I bought her a 4th, she would be happy. Maybe I'll do that.

Ours died the other day. It's either a Dyson, a new watch, or an iPhone. Decisions....

[Darth Biscuit]

Ours died the other day. It's either a Dyson, a new watch, or an iPhone. Decisions....

Vacuum = pussy.

[Scrumtrilescent]

This thread is now about vacuum cleaners....

We have the Dyson for manual cleaning, Roombas for daily cleaning on a scheduler, and a shop vac when I want to suck bowling balls through a hose without using my mouth.

[Cary Kollins]

When we start playing to our potential, I can see Keek becoming a big star. WGLL (white girls love luke)

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Vacuum = pussy.

Dyson thinks of everything. Just don't ever put your nuts in one of those wind blade machines.

[Darth Biscuit]

Dyson thinks of everything. Just don't ever put your nuts in one of those wind blade machines.

That's probably the last thing I would put my nuts in tyvm.

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This thread is now about vacuum cleaners....

We have the Dyson for manual cleaning, Roombas for daily cleaning on a scheduler, and a shop vac when I want to suck bowling balls through a hose without using my mouth.

Roombas eh? Never considered one of those cause I thought they looked kind of fragile.

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That's probably the last thing I would put my nuts in tyvm.

Good rule of thumb.

I just figured since Zod is dreaming about Kuechly that it would be good to remind him that nuts do not belong in a wind blade machine.

[Scrumtrilescent]

They are built pretty tough. Look like they've gone through hell and back after a few years but keep on working. Remember, the same company that builds them builds the bomb-sniffing robots for the Army. They are completely modular so you can easily replace parts as needed. I have to have something like it with 2 dogs and 2 cats in the house and my body's love of their dander.

[Bwood]

This thread had so much fugging potential...