Swaggasaurus

I said this last night. Bryce, Legette, TMac consecutively as round 1 picks is fuging SOFT. These boys are straight pussy. I find XL and Sanders to be completely useless. Sanders juice isn’t worth the squeeze. Coaches will have to borderline abuse XL and TMac for them to live up to their potential.

He thought that poo was a swish. Thought it was drippy as fug, did a little jump when he threw it, all that. He never saw that defender sinking until he caught the ball. He was still giddy Bryce while the ball was in the air.

The deal with the carries is because we couldn’t sustain drives. We could’ve handed it to Chuba or Rico on the goal line. But Bryce had a walk in TD and threw it to the other team. That still wasn’t a bad call, because the TD was there. Had we had some conversations we would’ve had more runs. Offense could never get in rhythm. The forward pass has to be a threat to run effectively.

He gets bullied out of his spot. It’s an issue that he and TMac have. Your last 3 first rounders have a shrinking problem. Bryce doesn’t have a chance to improve. But XL and TMac can be coached out of this. Play big, if you are going to fug up do it being big and trying to impose your will. I think it will be hard to coach this into them because they are naturally pussies and have the mental capacity of Jeff Spicoli and Chad Powers.

Bryce threw the pick. Bryce could have walked with cinder blocks on his feet into the end zone. You cannot call every play as a run play in 2025 and win. You will have to call and complete some forward passes.

It was a walk in touchdown…You know the defense calls plays based on what they think you are going to run right?

Canales isn’t going anywhere. 6 dubs with Bryce buys a year. Morgan and Canales stay. You go into the year with Bryce Young and the village people at LB 6 wins is your ceiling. We are there and we still have 5 games left. It’s a fuging miracle.

Being .500 with this QB, LB, and WR unit is a goddamn miracle.

Bryce Young exists

Xavier ate some bad coon or something, brain rot.

I’d love to see TMac not get his ass beat sometime, Legette too. They are consistently out toughed and out hustled.

There is no consensus “we”, statement is retarded as a result of this. Stop beating your chest so hard…in any type of way you can imagine.

The armchair coaching in here is wild. Coker was open. Bryce sucks. Bryce going to suck no matter what’s called. Still have to call forward passes.

Dave dropping passes? Dave throw a pick?Dave short arming throws? How many tackles he miss?

Why do TMac and XL get small? They play like 5’9” slot guys. The coaching malpractice in this team is that WR coach. I’d beat the fug out of them every practice until they started playing to their size.

That just wasnt holding

Our next WR better be a goddamn Rhodes scholar. The ones we have are retarded. I guarantee 4, 17, 15 all had to do remedial education. Probably all got the huge peckers too, they’re that official.

You’re just incorrect. Jimmies and Joes>X’s and O’s. Holding call on first drive. The pick was a walk in TD. TMac lets a ball carrom off his chest next drive. Goal to go at the 10 is a tough spot to run, 2nd down WR screen was a good call there. Bryce pussed out on 3rd. 1 minute drive Bryce got weak in the knees short armed a ball that was the wrong read. Miscommunication with one of our retard WR on 3rd.

I’ve noticed when Bryce pisses down his leg he throws everything short. I swear to god he gets weak in the knees

Canales didn’t throw a pick on a walk in TD.

He just fuging killed a drive 5 minutes ago. Yet you slurp

It doesn’t really matter if that was his fault. The play in the endzone was so goddamn inexcusable. It’s covers everything in piss. It’s going to smell like piss in here until we get momentum.

There was zero issue with that play call.

You aren’t going to tackle well with Claude Cherilus and Krys Barnes as your starting LB. Going to miss the Boom tonight.

Good amount of hitting. Not a lot of tackling.