Go to Walgreens, get some Coricidin C&C HBP. Take all 16 pills...smoke some weed about 2 hours later. You'll be trippin' but at least you will be awake.
glad I could help.
A little too serious, yes? If you have lurked around here for a while then you know what it's like. It's late and just having fun, sorry you can't take it...damn dude.