Using average age of a country is inane. Countries with better health care and higher mortality rates will skew the numbers. The average age of Milan or Boston is going to be vastly different that the average age of a small village in Zaire.
I have enough food in my big freezer to last 2 months. The only canned goods I have are cans of soup and beans for chili.
Gonna stop by the casa de liquor tomorrow. Just in case.