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GUiSe! OP is ottally righ! Onse we know were not going to be in the palyoffs, we should just fourfeet ever game. y play to win? Its rly not smrat. In fact after we loose the first game, we should loose all tha games! Well be first pick evey yeer! Big vbrain time!!!

Who's going to protect a first round franchise QB? You put a QB behind this line, odds are he's gonna be shelled into becoming David Carr 2.0. I'm not opposed to getting a QB in the first round, or even with the 8th pick. But we've got so many glaring needs, that I wouldn't be burning my jersies if we didn't. Yeah, tanking worked so well for Doug Pederson. It's stupid. Unsportsmanlike. And if you want the team to lose so badly, you go out there and tell 50 juiced up, hyper-competitive 230lb+ alpha males to swallow their pride and intentionally play beneath their abilities so maybe the team can get a slightly higher draft pick. The players don't care. They want to win. For some, their play will determine if they got a job next year. For others, it's the last pro game they'll ever play. They ain't about to tank for poo.

Tampa Bay.

Parsons. We have been spoiled with nearly two unbroken decades of exemplary MLB play. And we saw how much we suffer without that leadership this year. We need a new defensive field general. As important as the secondary is, a good linebacking corps can take a lot of stress off your defensive backs.

How you just gonna take a mannequin from Oshkosh B'gosh and put it in a multi-million dollar movie?

Someone had to do it. Although honestly, with mild dyslexia, this is what I see every time I see the Washington Football Team acronym.

Ah. Thank you!

Peyton, at this point, is just every dad. I don't know how they ever get him to wear a jacket. He should be in white New Balance shoes with a a can of light beer in each cargo pocket in his shorts.

Buffalo video? That's an alarmingly vague title, and I'm not sure I want to know more. [Who's on top?]

Real life isn't supposed to be this predictable.

I'd be super stoked to get him and am glad we're in the mix. The 5:20 mark of this video sold me on Deshaun for good: Smart QB with all the talent in the world. Just needs a better team around him.

One of my all time favorite sports movies, even though there's almost no sports in the entire film. But man, do those scenes with the daughter draaaaaaaag. I've re-watched it about 3 times and forward through those parts every time, and it's about a half hour shorter, which is perfect.

I hated it at first. But once you develop a taste, it's really hard to go back. If you're looking for a gateway Scotch; I think most people go for the "Mac' 12." The Macallan. Very approachable for your Irish Whiskey or Bourbon drinker. But my personal recommendation is to order a glass of the Compass Peat Monster or Ardbeg 10 next time you're at the bar, and see if you like the smokiness.

I love lists, so I'm in! Will have to bend the rules a little bit, in that I'm going to do a Scotch list. I like Bourbon, but I only have one bottle currently (Blanton's). Daily drinker- Dewar's. It's in the crystal decanter in my home office, because if you're not going to see the label anyway, it might as well just be your daily in your classiest serving vessel. Impress your guests- Kilchomen Machir Bay. If you can't appreciate the peat, beat your feet. Cheap mixer (and for guests you know won’t appreciate it) - Glenfiddich 12. Which is a lie. It's just my low-end "quality" scotch. The real answer is Seagram's Whiskey, because I'd never sully a scotch by mixing it. Something great- your Friday night bourbon - Auchentoshan 12. Not super special. I'd usually say Balvenie Caribbean Cask, or Auchentoshan Three Wood, but I'm plum out. The saving for a special occasion bottle - I have a bottle of Glenmorangie Extremely Rare 18 that I bought as a gift, but kept for personal reasons. I don't know when I'll ever open it. I'll need a big promotion or close a monster deal.

How long ago did you start expressing symptoms? The test has a 40% false negative rate if you get it the first day you start seeing symptoms. I got it in early July (or at least I'm pretty sure I did); muscle aches, chills so bad I couldn't stop shaking, and then when my fever broke I slept for 20 hours straight. But I got tested the morning after I started feeling chills, and I came back negative. Point being, if you got it soon after you started seeing symptoms, be cautious even if it comes back negative.

Europe is seeing a HUGE spike right now. Most countries the daily cases far exceed what we were seeing in the first wave. You better believe we're going to see that here. Plus it's looking like the strain of COVID people are getting now is different from the one in March, so people can absolutely be re-infected. This winter is shaping up to be a mess. Wear your mask. Spain France Great Britain Germany

JFC. Every time these anti-maskers fall back on the same old alpha-male BS. I've not heard a single argument against masks that didn't involve heavy utilization of phrases like "fear," or "cowering." As though you're immune to a virus if you're manly enough. We get it. You're a big alpha tough guy. You know what a real macho, macho man could do? Wear a mask and not whine about it like a little girl.

It's funny. I thought this guy was going to drain the swamp. Turns out he just made if contagious and airborne.

The symptoms are different. The causes of death are different. There is testing to see which strain of virus you have. Doctor's and medical examiners aren't just randomly declaring causes of death based on the news. Again, you know nothing of epidemiology, and the fact that you can't comprehend medical science doesn't mean you've stumbled onto a massive conspiracy. Anyway, just a thought.

Jesus. Okay. I'm here to help you through this episode. Just follow my directions carefully. 1. Take off your tinfoil hat 2. Turn off OAN. 3. Google "Population Density USA". 4. Read. 5. Reflect on your vast expertise in epidemiology. 6. Realize you don't know wtf you're talking about. 7. Shut up about things you don't know about. 8. Never turn OAN back on. Ever.

I like how you basically point out that your own political bias is the reason you assume it's political.

I assure you, 6 million Americans would trade the cookouts for a paycheck right now.

This comment alone shows you are grossly unqualified to talk about anything going on regarding the pandemic.

Wasn't as good as the original.