The Saltman

Hey Salty. What's up? You aiight? Did mama find those "pictures?" I thought they were pretty tasteful, that is, if you are into that sort of stuff. Me I'm still fully hetero but I am flattered. Are you still going to NY to speak in front of the UN about the new Mosque? If so, please pick me up one of those really cool "I *heart* NY" shirts. Or a hooker, your choice.