L-TownCat

This x’s a million.

Luvu and a whole bunch of scraps. God we suck.

I try so hard not to bag on the kid, but all these folks rushing to prop him up makes it so damn hard. Just stop. Let the situation breathe. Rookies can improve, it’s all we can honestly hope for.

An introvert struggling to meet social expectations. Baffling I know.

I wish more coordinators had the self awareness to know what they’re good at and stick with it. Kudos to Ben.

Hmmmhhh… I find this logical and near irrefutable. Not a JJ fan in the least but the trade favors Carolina, as Denver is no more a winning team than we are since ‘15. And I believe Horn’s injuries linger the further the team falls below .500. JJ can run 15 yard comebacks as well as anyone we have atm.

The PTSD is still too strong for me to stomach Hurney.

The biggest problem is we suck at drafting. what good are shitty draft picks?

“Lean on your generational talent at QB and just see how far he can take yo… oh wait”

I won’t argue the optics of hiring a person involved with the worst FO in franchise history. I just don’t understand getting upset at Dan for accepting the job offer. IMO Tepper could hire the resurrected corpses of Vince Lombardi, Tom Landry and Chuck Knoll and they’d still fail b/c Tepper is cancer.

You think we could crowd fund a real life version of that office linebacker commercial?

I have no idea if anyone can succeed under Tepper. GM, Coach doesn't really matter at this point. Until the Owner sits the fug down every hire is a bad hire. Fitt's future depends on how much he can blame on Tepper. If he's able to land another gig, he better have some success or it's over for him.

Im convinced that once a person's net worth reaches a certain threshold they become insulated to criticisms by the never-ending sea of souls clamoring to gain access to the money. An impenetrable buffer of butt kissers and spinsters that greatly impair self awareness. Always there to swat away any doubts or insecurities. The other option is he's a real (t)wat.

Yeah, I watch the team too. If Dan is a "Yes man" and a sure fire failure, then maybe turning that into a promotion, a pay raise and a chance to run an NFL team, would be a W for Danny-boy?

So Dan should turn down the opportunity just to force Tepper to hire someone else? Forgo the money and a chance to run the team that drafted him? (not a Dan endorsement, btw)

Why are we making this harder than it is? With Tepper in the building can you really evaluate the people he hires? He just overrules their decisions with his own, unless they do what he was already planning to do. Does that mean Dan will be good or bad? Who knows? But how can you blame him? We have no idea what decisions he’ll actually be allowed to make.

Tepper won’t hire head-strong Alphas that would tell him to stick his Appaloosa up his ass.

The line was built as a downhill road grading power run line. The new (former?) staff thought it best to implement a zone finesse scheme. Not one of our linemen outside of Corbs fit that mold.

He was “already fired” according to his wife.

Lateral moves have been denied, advancement opportunities are not allowed to be denied.

Carolina continues to draft poorly, miss out on top-flight FAs and Coaches. We circle the drain as the new perennial losers and perpetual “get-right” week for every opponent.

Bad calls ruin it for me. This game was going just fine.

They have seriously tried to force the Dak thing, huh? Its still funny.

That’s the plan.

This has to be slang for something awesome.