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1/3rd-life boob crisis?


Jase

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I just realized I've seen remarkably few boobs in real life. (2 and a half sets)

 

As I near the age of thirty, I've realized that life is too short to see such few boobs.

 

What can I do about this without upsetting my wife?

 

 

 

TIA & Kisses,

 

Jase

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I just realized I've seen remarkably few boobs in real life. (2 and a half sets)

 

As I near the age of thirty, I've realized that life is too short to see such few boobs.

 

What can I do about this without upsetting my wife?

 

 

 

TIA & Kisses,

 

Jase

 

 

Take her to a strip club or bourlesque show.  And be sure to ask her if she wants to see some nice man parts as well. Gotta be fair about it.

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you've only seen 2 boobs irl? longtime girl or what?

 

Combine conservative upbringing + being socially withdrawn through high school and early college + getting married as a virgin = 3 pre-marital boobs and 2 marital boobs

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Take her to a strip club or bourlesque show.  And be sure to ask her if she wants to see some nice man parts as well. Gotta be fair about it.

 

She's said she might be interested in seeing female strippers but not male.  She says shaven men with "grapefruit butts" (her words) are not appealing to her.  (she's been to some kind of show before)

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She's said she might be interested in seeing female strippers but not male.  She says shaven men with "grapefruit butts" (her words) are not appealing to her.  (she's been to some kind of show before)

 

 

Well then so should you!

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