An answer to a question you didn't have

[Jangler]

[Herbert is Sorry]

That's why you put your thumbs together in the middle of the spaghetti and break it cleanly in half. It's not even rocket science

[Rise of The Hive]

I feel smarter now.

[Paa Langfart]

I used to know a guy that would take a string of cooked spaghetti and snort it up his nose, cough a few times and get the other end to come out of his mouth - then he would grab each end and move it back and forth like dental floss.  It was quite a show.

 

the dumbass ended up getting out of the navy via a  big chicken dinner.

[JPPT1974]

Probably better than snorting weed up!

[Brooklyn Bully]

Olives are fruit.

[KSpan]

Olives are fruit.

So are tomatoes. And peanuts are legumes, not nuts.

[heel31ok]

That's why you put your thumbs together in the middle of the spaghetti and break it cleanly in half. It's not even rocket science

 

Get a bigger pot and you don't need to break it at all. If needed later it can be cut after cooked for the children.

 

[Rise of The Hive]

Peanuts bound me up.