Browns new unis unveiled

[MHS831]

Dear God those are hideous

 

 

Cleveland all browns--how can they not feel like turds in those?  That would be as bad as a peach-colored pant/jersey/helmet combo with a scrotum pouch hand warmer.

 

I wonder how bad Tampa Bay feels, because their uniforms still suck more than any other team in any sport.

[MadHatter]

Cleveland all browns--how can they not feel like turds in those? That would be as bad as a peach-colored pant/jersey/helmet combo with a scrotum pouch hand warmer.

I wonder how bad Tampa Bay feels, because their uniforms still suck more than any other team in any sport.

That was awesome!!!!!

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fug it, they use the helmet as their logo now, so put the helmet logo on the helmet...

[MHS831]

That was awesome!!!!!

 

Thanks for providing the quote that summed up this thread so beautifully.  I teared up when I read it.

[gettlemanjack]

Bleacher Report @ BleacherReport

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Cleveland Browns unveil new uniforms with 9 combinations,

team president say they could be the "Oregon of the NFL"

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Nike PR Director Heidi Burgett @ heidiburgett

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Browns new uniforms have NFL’s largest wordmarks

(“Cleveland” on chest, “Browns” on the pant).

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Browns contrast stitching is a first for any NFL team.

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Browns increase size of the jersey numbers, punctuated by a

hefty drop shadow

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Zack Meisel @ ZackMeisel

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Browns fans will love the new uniforms until they remember that

Josh McCown will be the one wearing them while taking snaps.

[mc52beast]

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig...

[gettlemanjack]

Paul Lukas of Uni Watch:

an NFL exec told me after the unveiling that the “Browns” wordmark on the pants looks particularly cool when a bunch of players are lined up in a three-point stance and you see the wordmark repeated down the line.

http://www.uni-watch.com/2015/04/15/uni-watch-rust-belt-unveiling-tour-rolls-on/

The pants: Embarrassing. Those big, honking "Browns" word marks down the sides are an arena league move.

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The socks: While the Browns have said that they'll now have nine different uniform combination possibilities (three jersey colors mixed and matched with three pant colors), the actual number of possibilities is 18, because they're going with two different sock options -- brown-topped and orange-topped, both featuring the standard-issue NFL format.

http://espn.go.com/blog/cleveland-browns/post/_/id/13123/breaking-down-the-new-uniforms-for-the-cleveland-browns

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the big name across the front makes em look like college uniforms

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