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This Sunday

Lt Pinkerton

By Lt Pinkerton,
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Lt Pinkerton

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this sunday

this sunday, the pride of carolina will goforth

and meet for battle the eagles of the north

this sunday, they will fight between the lines

and prove to each other the merit of their spines

this sunday, jake delhomme will stand

and with his golden arm withstand

the criticism that has come his way

he will make those birds his prey

this sunday, beason and peppers will rain

and show mcnabb the roots of his shame

micheal vick can only standby

as his brother in arms says goodbye

this sunday, the feathers will fly

'o Andy Reid and his mother will cry

brian westbrook will break his arm

and pete prisco will lose the farm

this sunday, the fox will mise and scheme

and again, the panthers will reign supreme

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Yea, seriously. Exhibit A..... real poetry.

http://www.carolinahuddle.com/forum/lounge/14007-meatball-sub-wheat.html

Oh how I love thee, my Meatball sub on wheat,

You make me giggle like a school girl in heat.

The delish sauce fills every nook and cranny with ease,

No matter my cholesterol is three hundred ninty threes.

I'll pick you up and craddle your girth with tender lovin',

Greatly anticipating giving my wife a Dutch Oven,

Thanks to you, oh Lord of the sub sammich universe,

I'll pull the covers tight and make my wife curse.

I'll take 1 ball, 2 ball, 3 ball, holla!

Where in the hell is my 4th ball, I paid 8 dolla!

While you're at it, put on some damn cheese,

Mozzarella, parmesian, even gouda will please.

To hell with the lettuce and all the veggie muck,

Do I look like I drive a SmartCar? Hell no, I drive a truck.

You can keep your salads and choke your grilled chicken,

I need a meatball sub that is finger lickin.

I love eating meat covered in sauce and cheese,

But give me a diet coke and some baked Lays please.

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What's stupid is that any time someone puts something creative up, all they get is poo from people on here. If you don't like it, don't read it. You don't have to be a shithead and claim how superior you are without providing anything of your own. Just like the sports discussions...bring something to the conversation or STFU.

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What's stupid is that any time someone puts something creative up, all they get is poo from people on here. If you don't like it, don't read it. You don't have to be a shithead and claim how superior you are without providing anything of your own. Just like the sports discussions...bring something to the conversation or STFU.

You are right....

<<<goes to work on poem in Huddle approved Haiku form about John Fox's mother crying and DeAngelo Williams breaking his arm in the game......

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