Tall cups of whisky neat and a yo ho ho

[Jimmy]

Best thread in the last 3 weeks 

[Jeremy Igo]

8 hours ago, a_gumbel said:

If you were to fight a panther and a buccaneer in some sort of cage match my money is on the panther now the buccaneer got a sword and that's pretty bad ass but if you took that away you'd also have to take away the panthers claws to make it a fair fight, that being said, declawed panther still mauls unsworded buttaneer cause superior incisors and whatnot. So ipso facto I got a good feeling come Monday

Beautiful.

[YourMomsLover]

8 hours ago, Jangler said:

What about Somalian pirates? 

AKs and RPGs. Not even a contest

[Kevin Greene]

Do Not piss off a big cat.

 

[pantherclaw]

11 hours ago, rodeo said:

Buccaneers used guns more than swords. And you can't just decide to take away things from them, because these are defining characteristics. A buccaneer would beat a panther by shooting it. 

Panthers are stalking predators, the Buccaneer doesn't stand a chance. He'd be mauled before he get his gun out of his belt 

[h0llywood]

Given the game is monday night football, it will be at night.

Find me a fool who would choose a man in a costume with a 1 round musket try to stay alive at night for a large black cat waiting to pounce all over that Jack Sparrow ass, and ill show you a dead man.

[Steve_Smith_Sr.]