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ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

By ItsNotGonnaBeAlright,
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I had this fantastic write up dealing with a pair of struggling offenses and leaky defenses matching up just to see who sucks less at this point, but then I thought to myself "Self, why bother? This is the Washington team that somehow manage to lose to the Detroit Lions. You know how bad they are. Hell, everyone knows how bad they are. Your wife who doesn't watch football knows how bad they are. So, why push the point?"

And I listened to myself. Seemed like I knew what I was talking about. So rather than throw out all kinds of meaningless stats and predictions, I'm just going to give you these little pieces of knowledge going into Sunday:

Number one, most beer is served at an optimal temperature of 55 degrees farenheit, though some of the heavier stouts and porters work better at room temp. Never in a frosted glass though, only chilled.

Number two, the best way to get some extra crispy chicken wings is to bake them at 400 for roughly a half minute per wing in a pan coated lightly with cooking oil, dip them in sauce of choice, and then bake for another 10 minutes at 300. Second dipping is optional but recommended.

Number three, for all of those who can neither watch the game nor listen to the radio because of location, please keep in mind that a number of Panther Radio Network affiliates do have live online broadcasts of the game and can be found by doing a simple search of the interweb on Google.

And finally, number four....a little optimism goes a long way. So I leave you with this picture. I might catch a little hell for it, but there is nothing actually wrong that is visible here so.....

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Prediction: Panthers 23, Redskins 17

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Number two, the best way to get some extra crispy chicken wings is to bake them at 400 for roughly a half minute per wing in a pan coated lightly with cooking oil, dip them in sauce of choice, and then bake for another 10 minutes at 300.

So, that's 1600 for 4 of them?

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