Is it time for a 2009 Carolina Panthers Drinking Game?

[George Shinnsplints]

I'm working on the rules now...Should make Sundays a little more watchable

-Drink everytime you see Fox clapping after a disastrous play

-Drink for every time the Panthers run a Draw on 3rd and Long

-Drink for every time the Panthers punt/kick a Field Goal on 4th and 1 ; 2 drinks if Panthers are trailing at the time

-Drink every time you see a shot of a mostly empty section at B of A stadium

-Drink every time the announcers question a John Fox/Jeff Davidson decision ; 2 drinks if it's Gus Johnson

-Yell "Yep, our 'Special Teams' are 'Special,' all right" after every Special Teams snafu ; proceed to down 2 drinks

-3 drinks of $1 million Courvoisier Cognac for camera shots of Peppers looking disinterested or making funny faces on the sideline

-Drink everytime Jake turns the ball over (unless you've already blacked out -- then you're excused from this one)

The floor is open for more suggestions...

[CharlotteBeer.com]

Two drinks anytime Dante Rosario is called Rosario Dawson.

[Guild]

I can't afford that much liquor dude.

[George Shinnsplints]

I can't afford that much liquor dude.

You can use beer, just make sure it's Milwaukee's Best Light so you can have a bad taste in your mouth all Sunday long, not just during the game.

[Ricky Spanish]

drink whenever gamble gets burned by a receiver.

[CLTPanther]

The problem with this game is that everyone would be passed out by the end of the 1st.

[Ricky Spanish]

drink an entire bottle of scotch whenever they trade away another draft pick for another DT

[George Shinnsplints]

The problem with this game is that everyone would be passed out by the end of the 1st.

This is actually a good thing. Do you see why?

[George Shinnsplints]

If only we could get Jake to play, maybe he would play better, or at least pass out at halftime.

[CLTPanther]

This is actually a good thing. Do you see why?

Yes, but getting up on Monday morning sucks after passing out.

[CatfanMO]

The only way you can quit drinking is when you see this:

[Ricky Spanish]

that picture offends me.

[George Shinnsplints]

The only way you can quit drinking is when you see this:

wtf, photoshopped?

[Zod]

Something tells me Jake is the one that begged for that pic to be taken....