I'm building an Ark

[Scrumtrilescent]

And screw putting all sorts of animals and poo on it. WTF cares about giraffes? So I'm gonna load this bastard up with what's important. Ya know, the usuals. Beer, pr0n, stupid blondes, bacon, etc.

And let's face, it 99.2% of you bastards aren't worth saving so have fun drowning as I chillax in my kickass boat....

[Guest]

Giraffes are cool. wtf?

[Scrumtrilescent]

Giraffes are horse that try too hard.

[Jase]

I hope you have your noah beard at the ready.

And I hope that bacon is pre-cooked... having a stove in a wooden boat = bad idea

[thefuzz]

Mines already in working order.

Need more space for beer though.

[Zod]

I built a redneck ark. Basically glued 200 Styrofoam coolers to the foundation of my house.

Have fun drowning, losers.

[SCP]

I'm bringing my ark out of dry storage as we speak. Lets tie up and have a boatgate party. Be fun throwing emptys at drowning losers.

[Guest]

Giraffes are horse that try too hard.

Well, they won't need your ark anyway. Long necks...

[Scrumtrilescent]

I could save 5 more people but my 1974 Gremlin is more important.

[Bobby]

Giraffes eat horses.

[jkeough]

giraffes eat horses.

and mayo

[House]

Giraffes eat horses.

Giraffes eat leaves. Russians eat horses.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Scott Stapp, you fugin' prophetic smarmy asshat....

[Jase]