Letterman

[Zod]

So if I understand this right, the only people upset about Dave Letterman banging his hot assistants are women who are not hot enough for Dave to bang or men who can't bang assistants that hot.

Sum it up?

[Johnny Rockets]

I am not sure you have seen the assitants he was banging....

[Zod]

Are they ugly? I just assumed they were hot.

[Jangler]

Were people upset? I think they were trying to stir up some outrage about, but nobody really gives a poo, not when you have the Gosselins around.

[Johnny Rockets]

From what I have seen they are definitely below average, but I think that is what he likes. His wife is no looker either. He could definitely do better in both aspects (wife and sidedishes), but who am I to judge.

[Zod]

Not hot, but isn't he about 65 years old? I am going to give him a pass.

[Carolina Husker]

Oh, shit! That's the chick? I remember seeing her when I watched that show years ago. Hmm. Well, she is still hotter than his wife.

He should have just never gotten married.

[Johnny Rockets]

You know what.......I had her and the girl Steve Phillips was banging confused.

That is a flattering picture of that girl though.....

Aren't there supposed to be numerous girls on the staff that he had been messing with over the years?

[Carolina Husker]

Probably. Supposedly there's a sex tape from one of the Ed Sullivan security cameras. Howard Stern talks about it a lot. That chick went to Wake Forest, and Dave made her wear a Deacons football jersey when he banged her on his fold-out couch in his office.

[Zod]

atta boy dave

[George Shinnsplints]

Probably. Supposedly there's a sex tape from one of the Ed Sullivan security cameras. Howard Stern talks about it a lot. That chick went to Wake Forest, and Dave made her wear a Deacons football jersey when he banged her on his fold-out couch in his office.

This would increase the likelihood that I would become a regular viewer of Late Night, not decrease it. Attaboy is right.

[Darth Biscuit]

He should do a special show... "All the interns I banged..."

[Scrumtrilescent]

From what I have seen they are definitely below average, but I think that is what he likes. His wife is no looker either. He could definitely do better in both aspects (wife and sidedishes), but who am I to judge.

That's putting it nicely. She was a former asst, too.

You know what.......I had her and the girl Steve Phillips was banging confused.

That is a flattering picture of that girl though.....

Aren't there supposed to be numerous girls on the staff that he had been messing with over the years?

Have you read the latest news on Phillips? The chick said he was basically stalking her and she told his wife to get him to stop harassing her.

*shudders*

[Guest]

yeah, and I believe the psycho chick fer sure.