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Harris Teeter Poop story

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I was driving this morning and after a bacon egg cheese sammich, I had to poo. Pulled off to a Harris Teeter and the storm began to brew in my belly. The faster I walked, the worse it got.

I found the BR's and rush into the stall and let loose stinky glory.

As I was sitting there, unleashing hell, I heard a womans voice. Then in the stall next to mine, I see high heels. I sat there quietly, then about 30 seconds later, I hear another womans voice. She comes to my stall door and knocks.

I said, "just a minute" wiped and opened the door. I was pooping in the womens restroom. It was pretty embarassing, seeing how there was 1 woman in the stall, one woman waiting, and one woman walking in as I left (I actually held the door for her!).

...Not to mention I stunk the place up!

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Dude, same exact thing happened to me at the Harris Y a few years ago. I was doing the run/walk hoping nothing would explode, and this little kid and his dad started taking up the whole hallway. Thinking I could make it if I darted in in front of them, I jogged into the locker room, glanced to my left and saw nakedness, looked in front of me and saw WOMEN'S and then had to wait a second while dad and his kid got out of the way before I could get out of there. Two teenage girls saw me and one of them said "that man just went into the women's room", but I was already jogging toward the men's room.

I don't know who's got the best story here. I saw nakedness, but couldn't really focus on it because I was so flustered. You actually took a long dump among a full room of women.

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