Harris Teeter Poop story

[Jangler]

what a shitty story!

[cookinwithgas]

Shitter stories are not much fun once you have experienced the horror of the dual golden ball valve incident on board USS John Adams on Patrol 64.

I just missed that boats catastrophic sanitary tank failure in the fall of 1987 while alongside the tender in Holy Loch and am thankful for that.

[The Link]

Nice!

[2shy]

thanks for sharing.

[Darth Biscuit]

I just read this story to my wife and she is rolling around laughing now... good job Hotsauce!

[XClown1986]

I have one similar. I was on a ski trip in middle school with my girlfriend and her church youth group. On the way back, and down a steep inclined road, nature was calling me with an iron fist. I actually sharted a lil, and held cold sweats and gripped the seat in front of me all the way til we got to the gas station. I flew into the bathroom and unleashed hell. It was the womens bathroom. My girlfriends mom actually knocked on the door to see if I was ok. Epic fail.

[Matt Foley]

I have one similar. I was on a ski trip in middle school with my girlfriend and her church youth group. On the way back, and down a steep inclined road, nature was calling me with an iron fist. I actually sharted a lil, and held cold sweats and gripped the seat in front of me all the way til we got to the gas station. I flew into the bathroom and unleashed hell. It was the womens bathroom. My girlfriends mom actually knocked on the door to see if I was ok. Epic fail.

I was working for nascar.com and we were in Japan. It was a three hour bus ride from Motegi to Tokyo. Mike Wallace was begging the bus driver to pull over, but the girl who was translating wasn't translating the urgency. We finally hit a rest stop and Mike runs into the bathroom, which in Japan rest areas is a hole in the floor. Mike drops trou and blows up the bathroom. He blasted mud everywhere, apparently. Not realizing he was in the women's room. LOL.