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ItsNotGonnaBeAlright

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I had an epiphany today, one whose implications could solve many of the worlds problems.

The simple theory is this: There is no movie that currently exists that could not be improved in some way by adding zombies to the storyline.

Discuss.

EDIT: Some examples -

The Sound of Music - "The hills are alive with the sound of zombies!", the music writes itself

The Great Escape - Escape German prison camp, do battle with Nazi zombies

Star Wars - Jedi + Sith + Zombie hoard = Win

Fantastic Four - Add one part Marvel zombies, one part actual Jessica Alba nudity, and this would have broken box office records

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Leatherface vs. zombies? Hell yes.

Full Metal Jacket - R. Lee Ermy trains psychotic marines to fight zombies. Can't go wrong.

Aliens vs. Predator - would have been watchable with zombies

Freddy vs. Jason - would also have to be versus Big Boobie Bikini Babes #4 to be watchable, but zombies would have helped

Aliens vs. Predator vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Leatherface vs. Big Boobie Bikini Babes #4 vs. Zombies - This is what God looks like.

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