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What the hell happened?

Ricky Spanish

By Ricky Spanish,
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I'm gone for a week on a cruise and the team decides to drop hoover (which i'm very upset about), Delhomme took Brady Quinn's job, who was then traded to Denver, after they had released Derek Anderson, and now LT is a Jet?

Anything else significant happen?

Richardson is throwing the team under the bus, putting the NFL first, saving money, sabotaging Fox's career, replacing all current employees with midgets, changing the name of the team to the Muskrats, mandating all cheerleaders be over 5 foot 6.752 inches tall, replacing all seats in the stadiums with stools, putting a third of a roof on the stadium, changing all parking to parallel parking, replacing Gatorade with Powerade, trading DeAngelo to the Lions for a 3rd round pick (in 2014), making Stewart a fullback, putting Goodson on the O-Line, making Steve Smith a DE, getting the other Steve Smith for Kemo and Lewis, only putting 10 players on the field, putting 13 players on the field for special teams for good luck, wearing sunglasses at night, playing Xbox during the games, using Madden franchise mode to plot his decisions, hiring Muhsin as an assistant coach, bought one of Jake's horses to ride to work, hiring Fiz as an inside reporter, making Zod in charge of all photoshoots, including those of players in "exposed" positions, signing Peppers back for 24mil guaranteed in 2008, playing Austin Powers Goldmember during halftime and most important of all, designating the Huddle as the source of all official team information.

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Richardson is throwing the team under the bus, putting the NFL first, saving money, sabotaging Fox's career, replacing all current employees with midgets, changing the name of the team to the Muskrats, mandating all cheerleaders be over 5 foot 6.752 inches tall, replacing all seats in the stadiums with stools, putting a third of a roof on the stadium, changing all parking to parallel parking, replacing Gatorade with Powerade, trading DeAngelo to the Lions for a 3rd round pick (in 2014), making Stewart a fullback, putting Goodson on the O-Line, making Steve Smith a DE, getting the other Steve Smith for Kemo and Lewis, only putting 10 players on the field, putting 13 players on the field for special teams for good luck, wearing sunglasses at night, playing Xbox during the games, using Madden franchise mode to plot his decisions, hiring Muhsin as an assistant coach, bought one of Jake's horses to ride to work, hiring Fiz as an inside reporter, making Zod in charge of all photoshoots, including those of players in "exposed" positions, signing Peppers back for 24mil guaranteed in 2008, playing Austin Powers Goldmember during halftime and most important of all, designating the Huddle as the source of all official team information.

that post deserves some pie

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that post deserves some pie

...changing to a permanent 47 defense, banning birds from attending the game (they can sit on the new roof, though), putting up a giant mosquito net over the field, installing a pool in each endzone for srsly kool touchdown celebrations, putting some pimp rims on all the field maintence vehicles, hiring The Rock for security detail...

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Richardson is throwing the team under the bus, putting the NFL first, saving money, sabotaging Fox's career, replacing all current employees with midgets, changing the name of the team to the Muskrats, mandating all cheerleaders be over 5 foot 6.752 inches tall, replacing all seats in the stadiums with stools, putting a third of a roof on the stadium, changing all parking to parallel parking, replacing Gatorade with Powerade, trading DeAngelo to the Lions for a 3rd round pick (in 2014), making Stewart a fullback, putting Goodson on the O-Line, making Steve Smith a DE, getting the other Steve Smith for Kemo and Lewis, only putting 10 players on the field, putting 13 players on the field for special teams for good luck, wearing sunglasses at night, playing Xbox during the games, using Madden franchise mode to plot his decisions, hiring Muhsin as an assistant coach, bought one of Jake's horses to ride to work, hiring Fiz as an inside reporter, making Zod in charge of all photoshoots, including those of players in "exposed" positions, signing Peppers back for 24mil guaranteed in 2008, playing Austin Powers Goldmember during halftime and most important of all, designating the Huddle as the source of all official team information.

Way too much energy put into this post.. :dupe:

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Way too much energy put into this post.. :dupe:

;)

Actually I just kept typing anything that came to mind, hence the increasing stupidity after each comma. :o

Oh and the Austin Powers and The Rock part was because they had their respective movies on TV today.

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Imagine stools instead of chairs.. First thought that came to mind was I'd never go to a game if that was the case.. 2nd thought that came to mind was how genius that is so fans get the fug off their ass and maybe throw in a little screaming on top of it....

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Imagine stools instead of chairs.. First thought that came to mind was I'd never go to a game if that was the case.. 2nd thought that came to mind was how genius that is so fans get the f**k off their ass and maybe throw in a little screaming on top of it....

Way too much energy went into thinking that through...

...on the other hand, did I just have a good idea? :eek:

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Imagine stools instead of chairs.. First thought that came to mind was I'd never go to a game if that was the case.. 2nd thought that came to mind was how genius that is so fans get the fug off their ass and maybe throw in a little screaming on top of it....

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Way too much energy went into thinking that through...

...on the other hand, did I just have a good idea? :eek:

ah, I see what you did there...

and possibly.. I'm up for anything that promotes more stadium noise. That might just work.

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