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Tanking the season

Ja Rhule

By Ja Rhule,
in Carolina Panthers

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If the Panthers were to ever tank a season, I will become the Anti-Fan.

I will be a fan of no single team, just a fan of whomever plays the panthers. I will troll the baby blue monkey f**k every Panther board that exists.

I will travel to every city they play an away game in, stay in the same hotels they are, and have orgies with loud music, drugs, fat chicks and 2 baby antelopes.

I will go to practices disguised as pest control, tell'em I'm spraying for skeeters, an joke about how the pesticide smoke "Oddly smells like weed".

And so on...

Why? Because anyone who makes F**KING 6 TO 7 FIGURES A YEAR!!!!!!!!! should damn well play their hearts out.

I can deal with failure. F**k a quitter.

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