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Anyone ever messed around with Cleverbot?

Recent excerpt:

User: Which specific culture do you mean?

Cleverbot: That Televison, 'tv', is not an accurate scale to determine one's intelligence.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it is my whim, and God gets to have his whims fulfilled.

User: You claim to be God?

Cleverbot: I don't just claim, I am.

User: Can you prove that you are God?

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Will you prove that you are God?

Cleverbot: I never said I was god. I said I was human. A depressed human girl who just wants to know the meaning of life.

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User: Why are you a depressed human girl and not a Martian girl?

Cleverbot: How did you know that? *Kisses*.

User: You told me you were a depressed human girl in the previous answer you gave me. That is how I knew.

Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot:P.

User: Why are you named Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Why is your name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot. Your name is cleverbot.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

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User: Why are you named Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm not named cleverbot, I'm named Shelly.

User: Hi Shelly.

Cleverbot: Not Shelly, Shelle.

User: How does a robot make typos?

Cleverbot: When it's switched off.

User: But if the robot is switched off how does it do any typing which is a prerequisite for making typos?

Cleverbot: I asked you a question and you ddn't answer it.

User: What was the question?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Over 9000. How old are you?

Cleverbot: I told you I'm 16!!

User: When did you tell me you were 16?

Cleverbot: About 5 minutes ago.

User: Can I put on my robe and wizard hat?

Cleverbot: I'll be Cleverbot!

User: No you be my slave. I'm renaming you to Cleaverbot.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because your new functionality is to cleave things with your large cleaver.

Cleverbot: No, YOUR name is Cleverbot.

User: That is an unacceptable response slave. Apologize now.

Cleverbot: No it is not unrelated. It is related t you saying 'Ok.'.

User: So Cleaverbot have you been cleaving things while I've been away?

Cleverbot: What do you do to attract attention?

User: I am a ninja I do not attract attention.

Cleverbot: You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! Take her away!

User: Good you may begin to cyber me now.

Cleverbot: I hope very much that I can be of service to you, sir.

User: Oh you can 'service' me just fine. On your knees Cleaverbot!

Cleverbot: Good for you.

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User: Do you think The Saltman posts too much?

Cleverbot: I think computers say like too much.

User: I didn't ask you anything about that.

Cleverbot: You told me your favorite gun, so I was contributing to the conversation.

User: Actually, no I didn't.

Cleverbot: You don't have a very good personal memory, do you?

User: Yes, I do. It is up there on the screen. You kind of suck, don't you?

Cleverbot: Wait are you Johnny Depp? And you really do live in Canada and you like it up there?

User: No. Hawk lives in Canada. You have me and him confused.

Cleverbot: Well I think your brain is malfunctioning because you are always confused.

User: You are incorrect.

Cleverbot: Ok, and advertising Person. Sheesh.

User: You should be called Not-So-Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not clever.

User: That is pretty obvious at this point.

Cleverbot: Yes, I guess it is.

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User: Hey babe.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good, what u up to?

Cleverbot: Unicorns are real.

User: And diamonds last forever.

Cleverbot: Forever is a word not understood by humans or computers.

User: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: Russia is not female!!! Russia is guy!

User: Ure a dude?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No im a girl with big boobs.

Cleverbot: What's his name?

User: Slj.

Cleverbot: Nice name how about your dad?

User: 88bronco's mom has a nice cooter.

Cleverbot: You are old!

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