Please help get this guy on Food Network...

[House]

HAHAHAHAHA, I have some great child-hood memories of that show.

My grandpa used to watch his show everytime it came on. We would just sit in the house and chill and watch him cook. The odd thing was I could never figure out if pops watched the show because he liked it or it grossed him out and was a reason for him to get "old man cranky".

At least 2-3 times an episode he would pull out his hanky and sneeze/blow his nose/pick his nose. Usually all three in that order.

Without fail, everytime, my pops would flip the fug out.

"Did you see that nasty motherfuger! Goddamn blew his nose right in the fuging beans! Who in the hell would eat that poo that nasty old bastard cooks? Damn, I oughta change this channel. Pickin' his fugin' nose on the tv, I ain't never.........son of a bitch!"

Of course pops would never change the channel. He would just sit there in his recliner waiting for him to pick his nose again so he could flip out. Good times.

[SorthNarolina]

Most home cooks don't want complicated and actually don't mind cutting corners. I understand some of you (even I do to an extent) want the science of cooking. That's the reason they have shows like 'Good Eats' just for that demographic. The average American that gets off work wants a quick & easy dinner doesn't really care about the history, science or art of a particular meal.

I thought about going to culinary school until I found out working in a four-star restaurant briefly that high end cooking wasn't for me. Before and since then I've stuck to casual dinning. No offense, but high end cooking is about egos more than it is about the guest.

some of it's a little lazy though. Like when they tie up a roast with granny knots and cut with scissors. If you just learn to make the little loop and pull it under it's way faster and it only takes like 5 mins to learn.

[SorthNarolina]

HAHAHAHAHA, I have some great child-hood memories of that show.

My grandpa used to watch his show everytime it came on. We would just sit in the house and chill and watch him cook. The odd thing was I could never figure out if pops watched the show because he liked it or it grossed him out and was a reason for him to get "old man cranky".

At least 2-3 times an episode he would pull out his hanky and sneeze/blow his nose/pick his nose. Usually all three in that order.

Without fail, everytime, my pops would flip the fug out.

"Did you see that nasty motherfuger! Goddamn blew his nose right in the fuging beans! Who in the hell would eat that poo that nasty old bastard cooks? Damn, I oughta change this channel. Pickin' his fugin' nose on the tv, I ain't never.........son of a bitch!"

Of course pops would never change the channel. He would just sit there in his recliner waiting for him to pick his nose again so he could flip out. Good times.

It's almost as if your pops freaking out was...GUAR-ONNN-TEEED.

[cookinbrak]

i just like learning how to do things.

and game-shows disguised as cooking shows don't do it for me.

They even said on "Next Food Network Star" that ability to cook isn't important, only camera presence.

And, Alton Brown explains why you should do stuff a certain way, but he also shows the proper way to cook certain dishes (fried chicken, banana pudding) so that they taste like something Grandma made.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

I love Rachel Ray. Or rather, I love the badonkadonk that follows her around her kitchen.

[Jangler]

[SorthNarolina]

That girl that does Everyday Italian is pretty hot. Hotter than Rachel Ray.

[SorthNarolina]

he made the top 15.

http://www.youtube.com/FoodNetworkTV

go vote for him.

[LiQuiD]

Giada ftmfw.

[Carolina Husker]

As far as the Food Network goes, Guy Fieti is no where near the top of the list of most repulsive people.

Ever watched "At Home With the Neely's?"

[SorthNarolina]

Guy Fieti is good on the Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives show. I enjoy that. I don't mind that kind of programing if they mixed it with some more informative stuff.

The Neeleys are pretty annoying but not repulsively annoying like Paula Dean. Shes just plain offensive to me. It hurts to watch her show. Hurts.

Actually the Neeleys are really annoying. What are they laughing about all the time? "I'm going to put some pepper on the ribs A HA HA HA". I don't care if they tell shitty jokes at least it would be logical to laugh at the end.

They tell stories constantly that I don't want to hear. I don't give a poo about your fuging grandma!!!!! Maybe if she dies give her a shout-out.

Oh yeah and I'm happy they have a nice marriage and love each other but sometimes it's like they're about to go at it. The girl never wipes her hands off she just lets the husband lick all the sauce off of her fingers.

Overall though they do try and show you a thing or two so they are actually near the top of the pile. Still that's only like a 6/10 though.

Oh yeah he's probably going to win:

Just look at the vote page comments he dominates

http://www.youtube.com/foodnetworktv

[PeteRozelle]

As far as the Food Network goes, Guy Fieti is no where near the top of the list of most repulsive people.

Ever watched "At Home With the Neely's?"

Thats it! That show is the worst in my book. My 8 year old daughter even makes fun of them!

pete