Tried one of those seat tissue thingys in the bathroom

[g5jamz]

As I was sitting there...and mind you I've always felt a bit guilty NOT using these things...but I tried one for the first time, and after having what I'd term as a major steamer. How am I supposed to courtesy flush? I'm not going to hover...flush...let it take away the film stuff and try to put another under me.

I think I'll just forego any of that nonsense anymore unless I've got an open wound on my butt cheeks next time. Felt like I was at the doctor's office.

[Henne Given Sunday]

why do you have to get up to C.F. (courtesy flush) ??

just reach back and pull the lever....

[Kettle]

The flush will take the ass gasket he was sitting on.

OP

Don't have an answer as I haven't used them before.

no it won't. you sitting on it will hold it in place. i use them whenever they are available. sometimes i've sat on them so long and the flush is so weak that i have to help the liner go in.

[Future of the Funchise]

As I was sitting there...and mind you I've always felt a bit guilty NOT using these things...but I tried one for the first time, and after having what I'd term as a major steamer. How am I supposed to courtesy flush? I'm not going to hover...flush...let it take away the film stuff and try to put another under me.

I think I'll just forego any of that nonsense anymore unless I've got an open wound on my butt cheeks next time. Felt like I was at the doctor's office.

it's not supposed to take the filmy paper thingy when you flush... you must be doing it wrong.

[Henne Given Sunday]

no it won't. you sitting on it will hold it in place. i use them whenever they are available. sometimes i've sat on them so long and the flush is so weak that i have to help the liner go in.

it's not supposed to take the filmy paper thingy when you flush... you must be doing it wrong.

yup. getting up removes the hold on the asspaper.

[g5jamz]

SO I just flush and let it tug on me while sitting... I guess I might try that, but just feels wrong. The tongue portion that my "laser" shoots might have some residue though.

First time I'd ever used one btw...and probably last.

[mmmbeans]

so, have you been sitting on the toilet this whole time waiting for a consensus?

[Zcustom]

those things aren't designed with a courtesy flush in mind, so if you use one, you are exempt from the courtesy flush

<<<works in the janitorial industry

[Kettle]

SO I just flush and let it tug on me while sitting... I guess I might try that, but just feels wrong. The tongue portion that my "laser" shoots might have some residue though.

First time I'd ever used one btw...and probably last.

too many men are to lazy to lift the seat for me to not use them. i'd use disinfectant spray if it were available. also, i don't courtesy flush in public restrooms. they already smell like piss so whats the difference?

[Skew]

too many men are to lazy to lift the seat for me to not use them. i'd use disinfectant spray if it were available. also, i don't courtesy flush in public restrooms. they already smell like piss so whats the difference?

Does it keep your vagina dry?

[g5jamz]

so, have you been sitting on the toilet this whole time waiting for a consensus?

no...i'm a very efficient visitor

[Kettle]

Does it keep your vagina dry?

i'm a germaphobe, not a bitch. i grab the door handle with paper towels in my hand too.

[g5jamz]

I'm not a germaphobe. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...and more apt to survive the zombie apocalypse.

[Kettle]

having worked at nuke sites, i've just seen too much. guys going straight from the stall, where I can hear mexican food induced type sounds being made, to the door. you gotta wash your hands after you wipe your ass! i even see it at the office. also, i haven't been more sick than a sinus infection since high school.