15 Ways to Charm a self pretentious bitch

[natty]

http://blueeyedbride.com/2010/07/29/for-hudson-from-southern-living/

“Want to impress a Southern girl? Just think “What would my grandfather have done?”

Number one: We still expect you to give up your seat for a lady. On a bus, at a bar, on a train. . . we don’t care where you are. Unless you are at a restaurant and the only lady in sight is the one taking your order, stand up. Now.

This is one of those things that justs chaps my ass. I know perfectly well how to be a gentleman and listing out how I should act is the perfect way to make sure I'm anything but gentlemanly to you. To me there is nothing more unattractive than a weak willed woman who needs to be taken care of. I take that back, there's nothing more unattractive than a weak willed women who wants to be taken care of and acts like they are a strong independent diva.

Guess what? If you have to tell a guy how to be a gentleman so you'll be attracted to them then you probably shouldn't want to have anything to do with them anyway, unless you want a man that you can mold however you like.

Yes chivalry is dead, you killed it when you wanted to have your cake and eat it too.

[mmmbeans]

that website is terrifying.

[natty]

God, reading the comments is worse.

Yes, I like to wear pants. But I do not like to kill my own bugs.

You like it old fashioned huh? Go get you a nice southern gentleman that opens car doors for you and slaps you when you don't have dinner ready on time.

[mmmbeans]

hell yea. My grandad was drunk ALL THE TIME. Can I be like that?

[Zcustom]

God, reading the comments is worse.

You like it old fashioned huh? Go get you a nice southern gentleman that opens car doors for you and slaps you when you don't have dinner ready on time.

But they want it both ways.

wait that sounds hot:ihih:

[Jase]

I'll do whatever this kind of girl wants as long as she doesn't tell my wife.

[The Saltman]

do these people care to comment about the article or about what football team they like?

[Carolina Husker]

#2 and #14 made me sad.

[Cat]

List like that make me sad.

If a chic is that high maintence then she better be ridiculously hawt and rich oh and prepared to be divorced when she starts showing her age.

[Captroop]

You can have chivalry, or you can get equal treatment. Those are, by definition, mutually exclusive categories.

[Delhommey]

#2 and #14 made me sad.

I'd agree bar fights are stupid after about age 25, unless your woman is threatened.

[Zcustom]

List like that make me sad.

If a chic is that high maintence then she better be ridiculously hawt and rich oh and prepared to be divorced when she starts showing her age.

Sounds like something my wife would say.

Women who get it are so awesome

[Matt Foley]

[Carolina Husker]

I'd agree bar fights are stupid after about age 25, unless your woman is threatened.

I feel like every 20 or so times I go to the bar, there's someone there who really deserves an ass beating. Not that I typically do anything, but when I see someone else do it, I'm generally pretty happy about it.

My point was more to the fact that this is more than likely the type of girl that probably start these bar fights in the first place then backs away and wonders what all the fighting is about.