Les Stroud-SurvivorMan

[Porn Shop Clerk]

How many survivor shows is DC up to now?

4?

MvW

Dual Survival

The one about the husband and wife.

And the one about the lone treehugger crying because he misses his mud hut?

Enough already.

I'd like MvW a lot better if he showed me how to survive, because I can't do all that stupid chimney climbing on volcanic cliffs.

[Razzy]

I like the new show. Focuses less on just surviving and more on how the native communities in the area make a living.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

I like Dual Survival best out of all of them, but they are all staged, edited, and every single one of them comes with a safety blanket. Anyone that thinks otherwise is just being naive.

The cool thing is you learn that your piss is safe to drink once, but a second time could have bad results.

[Doyle]

I'm sorry but the one about the husband and wife is god awful. Dual Survival is pretty cool though.

[Doyle]

Psssst. It's entertainment.

You pudgy e-doughboys wouldn't last more than 45 minutes in a Bass Pro Shop much less the wild, so stop act like you're making notes for your next survival experience.

Survivorman looks like he hoards kiddie smut. Bear Grylls is in the fucking British Special Forces.

Someone needs a timeout.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I will outsurvive anyone on this board!

We can go at it Panthro/Jase style if you want, CH...

[jimbo baggins]

While you are outside curled up and cupping your balls by the fire husk will be inside a Marriott watching PPV Bear Love like nature intended

[Samuel L. Jackson]

While you are outside curled up and cupping your balls by the fire husk will be inside a Marriott watching PPV Bear Love like nature intended

lolol

[Carolina Husker]

While you are outside curled up and cupping your balls by the fire husk will be inside a Marriott watching PPV Bear Love like nature intended

You can't make a gay joke about me and call me "husk" in the same sentence.

[jimbo baggins]

there was nothing gay in that sentence

[The Other Colbert]

Man vs Wild is over dramatic and less informative. Really, you're going to drink the moisture from a elephant's poo to not get dehydrated? REALLLY? good luck.

Survivor Man is a much better show.

fug you Bear Grylls.

[OneBadassCat]

Bear Grylls would kick Les Stroud's ass.

[Carolina Husker]

Handily.

[Panthro]

interesting thread