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Hello, my american capitalist friends. I am Punjab Maharishi and I have come to your american web space to offer my thinkings for you. I have looked at your black panthers many times this season and becoming a fanatic. I have seen the wordings you have sent out across the interwebs and it makes Punjab sad. Punjab likens your warlike words to the time that Balaji the town snake charmer got bitten in the face by many angry snakes. Punjab's friends did not kick Balaji while he lay convulsating on the earth. No, my friends, Punjab and his friends beat the snakes with flutes and put ice on Balaji's face. The next time Balaji was bitten all about the face by angry snakes, we again beat the snakes with our flutes and poured ice chips onto Balaji. The point is this, my outsourcing giant friends, when your coachings and players fall, you must kill those responsible. You must take up arms and go to the deserts of Arizona and kill all their camels so they must not ever make the trek to your cities again. Direct your angers appropriately.

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Perhaps Punjab makes mistakes by offering his philosophies on adversarial dealings. I only want to help my american black panthers cousins through these times of difficulties. We must not let those oppressors of the Arizona empire to smite our spirits. As your great Martin Luther Kings said, "we shall come over".

seriously... you sound like the Nigerian guy that keeps sending me emails about his bank account and free money...

this forum has God, John Fox, and now a drunk guy that tries to pull off Siddhartha.... what else???? seriously

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seriously... you sound like the Nigerian guy that keeps sending me emails about his bank account and free money...

this forum has God, John Fox, and now a drunk guy that tries to pull off Siddhartha.... what else???? seriously

You forgot Samuel L Jackson, Chuck Norris, and Sean Payton.

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Remember, all is not lost. I will share more of my wisdom with you. India, much like your Black Panthers, was subjicated to outside invaders and we defeated them through peaceful, noncombative means. The great Ghandi showed us the way much like your General Trgovac. He understands that leading his people through nonviolent, passive aggressive means will eventually free your peoples from the Arizona oppressors. When the world sees the violence inflicted upon your defense year after year, I predict a fervent uprising that will force the other side to surrender and leave your cities peaceably. Have faith in your generals.

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