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Nobody else will tell you this because it is a big time secret in the Man World. Few men know of this but the ones who do get laid often, try it and find out for yourself.

First you will want to drink as much water as is humanly possible. Then you want to get yourself a good woodie going on. To put it bluntly, you want to get almost to the point of climax. Don't go all the way though, that will ruin it. You want to be in the vicinity of her home when you do this. Preferably you want to sneak in when she is not home.

After you have accomplished the almost climax, stop, and let your pecker go flacid. Wait about 5 minutes and work up a good piss. Go throughout her house and just pee a little bit on everything. Couches, tv stands, refrigerator, washer, dryer, tables, etc.

Save the most for the bedroom though. Once in the bedroom let it fly, piss all over everything and anything. The more the better.

What this does is spread your scent around, almost like a deer in rut. Once she comes home and smells the manly essence of your rut everywhere her animal instincts will kick in and she will not be able to resist you.

This sounds crazy but try it. It works. Also you should video tape the whole thing from start to finish.

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