Home Depot Death Match

[Jbro]

This is directly stolen from another site...the Rogan Board, so I must give props to forum member 244335 for creating the thread.

So you are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave. You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If the equipment needs something to operate, like gas or batteries, the second thing will count as an item. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys. What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy?

[Kurb]

3 ft' of 6" pipe

large bundle of mini propane camping tanks

1 grill lighter

[Samuel L. Jackson]

3 items wouldn't really be enough to do anything but make/grab a melee weapon for mauling someone... like a pickaxe... best strategy would be to hide out until most everyone else has been knocked off by each other...

[Skew]

I saw this on the Rogan board last night also. Didn't finish reading the thread there, so I probable won't read it all here either.

[j2sgam]

Im thinkin some roofing tar, a generator and some gasoline. The roofing tar will be spread around to slow progress through the ginormous puddle that I created by disconnecting the water lines from the toilets and the water fountain in the back. The generator leads will be placed in the water and BAM! It is the end of Return of the Living Dead 2, but for reals. Of course, if someone manages to escape my fiendish plan then I can douse them with gas and light their ass on fire. Im a smoker so I carry a lighter. And if Im out of gas, then I will drop the generator on the last contestant's head. See, Im up in the shelves so I dont get caught in the initial electrocution.

Woohoo, I win..1 to nothin!!!

[Panthro]

Take the screw out and I have 2 3 foot spears. long to med range combat.

http://www.amazon.com/Spear-Jackson-Razorsharp-Shears-Handle/dp/B0017ST8XY/ref=sr_1_23?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1282655330&sr=1-23

Short range weapons

http://www.amazon.com/Gerber-22-49470-Gator-Combo-Axe/dp/B000K6HCKU/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1282655634&sr=1-8

and to see you before you see me

http://www.amazon.com/ATN-Night-Storm-3A-Vision-Monocular/dp/B0017QTP34/ref=sr_1_19?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1282655715&sr=1-19

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Home Depot doesn't sell gasoline, and Kurb's cannon (if that is what he is making) won't work because he doesn't have the fittings to mount his tanks to his pipe section...

[j2sgam]

Oh go blow holes in somebody else's theory, SLJ... What would you do? Nothin..You'd be electrocuted with a propane bottle lodged in you, then what? Still tryin to tell us "it wont worrrrrrkkkkkk"...

[Kettle]

3 items is difficult.

[natty]

Keep it simple. While everyone is trying to setup their weird contraptions grab a few axes and go to town.

[Kettle]

first thought was a chainsaw, but no gas in the store. thought about power tools, but if the store is shut down then there is no way to operate or charge them. i'll go axe, machete and hatchet.

[TarPanther9180]

Green paint

Brown paint

Black paint

Paint myself camouflage so no one would see me. When the last guy is standing, I sneak up behind him ninja style and break his neck.

[thefuzz]

Full length shovel.

Extendable Aluminum Ladder.

Camping Hatchet.

[Hawk]

one item...just give me one fence post!