Banned: Teh Kurb

[Scrumtrilescent]

For a week anyway. He's pissed me off since that MNF game where he spilled beer all over me and embarassed everyone who even considers themselves to be a Panthers fan. Being NICE to rival fans, even a Packer asshat. He even BOUGHT the douche a beer. What a dick.

Anyway, I just can't stand by and abide by this travesty. This mockery of the boards. This travismockery. I've banned him to The Halls of Beer in Valhalla for a week. You see, unlike all other warm blooded American men, Kurb hates beer. He's a waste, I tell you. This tarnishing of this website cannot go unpunished, we cannot have double standards to flaunt in the face of everyone. Hypocrisy is a cancer of society. Zod is really trying in earnest to turn this shithole into something halfway respectable. News plugs, magazines, commercials, national columnists, etc. Then this? No, no. That cannot stand my friends.

Today, the subjugated masses fight back. Today we win. Today we are finally free of the shackles of the bane of INTERNET...Kurb.

[Kyle82]

:iagree: I did'nt know the man DID'NT LIKE BEER!!!!! :eek:

Off with his head!!!

[Randyfloyd]

If we're going for respectable....

...then Scrum, step into my office. The company has decided to go another direction. Here's a gold watch.

[Skew]

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

[joemac]

Can we still talk about cock and balls?

[Scrumtrilescent]

I'm allergic to yellow gold.

[Zcustom]

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

Creeping Death?

[Go To Girl]

I am here to plead for clemency for Kurb. How else am I supposed to stalk him?

[Zcustom]

That's it! I'm starting an online petition to get Kurb un-banned.

His thread was was covered in douche juice, but it's not he's panthers0410 or anything.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Ya. He be worse. He's older and should know better.

[Go To Girl]

You need a website as well zcustom.

[sunbunny]

This is just fucking stupid.

I'm going right now to comfort him. Someone pm me his address, and the hours his wife works.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

I don't like beer or any other form of alcohol for that matter...

A true Jedi does not partake in these things...

Maybe Kurb is the one written about in the prophecy.. The one that will bring balance to the Force?

I hereby withdraw my vote for "Bant for a week" and am eager to train this new padawan...

[Hawk]

wow...nobody is immune to the bant stick. Hope this serves as a friendly warning to all!!!!

I shall miss teh Kurb