My Favorite Chinese Takeout Place

[LifeisaGarden]

Well, it was. I'm not sure what to think about it now.

I walked in there today to pick up a late lunch & the guys were in there watching Asian porn on their laptop. Not only could you hear the Asian sex sounds loudly but there was a mirror hanging right behind the laptop & I could see everything.

I must have surprised them because the man had a horrified look on his face and then he liked to have broke his neck to go turn it off, then without skipping a beat he came right over and said "Can I help you?" like nothing ever happened.

[g5jamz]

Now you know the secret ingredient to egg drop soup.

[LifeisaGarden]

It's a good thing I don't like egg drop soup.

[Crixtala]

was the food still good?

[Kettle]

did you still order?

[Guest]

special sauce...

[Hawk]

cream of some young guy?

[LifeisaGarden]

I lost my appetite, so I just grabbed a menu, said no thanks & left.

This is a strange place, there's always something weird going on when I go there. The only reason I keep going back is the food is so good.

The husband & wife are almost always arguing if they are both there.

They have 3 small children & they are always playing, crying or screaming when you go in there. One day, I went & one of the kids was driving around one of those power wheels cars & ran over my foot.

[Crixtala]

fug it... if the foods good, that's all i care about when i go into a restaurant. place could be on fire for all i care as long as they get my order right and it's delish

[Future of the Funchise]

The Asians at the Hair Salon next to the Starbucks I used to work at did that all the time. It cracked me up. Every fugin' day you could look thru their window over their shoulder and see them sitting there watching porn.

[Kettle]

f*ck sauce?

[Squirrel]

Ask for the happy ending.

[Kitten Diver]

You still eat at fast food places right? I'm sure you've eaten much worse at any place with 16 year olds carefully handling your food..

[mmmbeans]

"asian sex sounds"