True or False (food for thought for entertainment purposes only)?

[top dawg]

1.Colbert and Carter weren't so bad after all.

2.Dan Henning is a god!

3.A half of Pep is better than no Pep at all.

4.Jerry Richardson is the alter ego of Al Davis (with similar results).

5.One Hoover and one Muhammad does not an O-line make (or break).

6.Otah can apparently move earth (and men) like Bagger 288

7.Clausen is Carr's fraternal twin (not identical, mind you, but...).

8.At BOA, blackouts are closer to reality than black uniforms.

9.Steve Smith has another side that we have yet to see.

10.Foxholes are closer to black holes than assholes.

11. In reference to number 10, Jarrett is either a victim of all three and/or can't tell the difference between the three.

12. Double Trouble has morphed into Double Bubble.

13. Foxes chase their tails too.

[Darth Waya]

1.Colbert and Carter weren't so bad after all.

False. They were still poo, and were typical Hurney picks at WR. For proper tear inducing perspective, Steve Smith was a Seifert pick.

2.Dan Henning is a god!

False. But he's better than we thought he was. And he has more Superbowl rings than John Fox ever will.

3.A half of Pep is better than no Pep at all.

True. And that frigging hurts.

4.Jerry Richardson is the alter ego of Al Davis (with similar results).

False. Al Davis spends money.

5.One Hoover and one Muhammad does not an O-line make (or break).

True. But no Hoover + no Moose apparently does equal a dropoff.

6.Otah can apparently move earth (and men) like Bagger 288

False. He's just another excuse for people to throw out rather than owning up to the fact that this is still the same predictable offense we've had since 2002, only now with less talent & guts.

7.Clausen is Carr's fraternal twin (not identical, mind you, but...).

False. David Carr is a crime against football, a Leaf-esque bust.

8.At BOA, blackouts are closer to reality than black uniforms.

True.

9.Steve Smith has another side that we have yet to see.

False. Smitty wears his heart on his sleeve.

10.Foxholes are closer to black holes than assholes.

I don't know, but Fox is an asshole I'd like to see shut his Foxhole, & be swallowed by a Black Hole.

11. In reference to number 10, Jarrett is either a victim of all three and/or can't tell the difference between the three.

Both. Jarrett is a victim of poor coaching, poor selection, & his own lack of work ethic.

12. Double Trouble has morphed into Double Bubble.

False. They've morphed into the only thing we've got other than Smith, combined with "let's reduce DeAngelo's carries so we can lowball him or let him walk & say his production was dropping"

13. Foxes chase their tails too.

If you mean go round & round in circles with the same results & never adjusting, hell yes it's true.

[top dawg]

4.Jerry Richardson is the alter ego of Al Davis (with similar results).

False. Al Davis spends money.

7. Clausen is Carr's fraternal twin (not identical, mind you, but...).

False. David Carr is a crime against football, a Leaf-esque bust.

9. Steve has another side that we have yet to see.

False. Smitty wears his heart on his sleeve.

Because Davis Spends money, and J-Rich has turned into J-Poor, that's exactly why they may be alter egos. So different, yet similar in many ways; first and foremost, in their respective products on the field (though their receivers may be a year ahead, and our RBs a year ahead). Just saying.

When referring to Clausen and Carr, I was really not speaking of their success (or lack there-of) on the football field. Jimmy hasn't even had an opportunity yet. Wierd? Again, just saying.

Number 9 is really a trick question (think other side of the field). Very true on one level, and very false on another.

Thanks for answering. That was entertaining.

[Cat'sGrowl]

I hate this forum more and more each day.

[Pantera]

Then don't let the door hit ya where the good lord splitcha daddio

[top dawg]

That's what I'm saying. When you can't laugh at a situation that's really not that serious in the grand scheme of things, then something is wrong.

[rayzor]

richardson doesn't spend money? lol.

aside from this year, when has he shown an unwillingness to spend money. we were always at the cap max or pretty well close to it.

once the CBA gets worked out we'll be right back there.

[top dawg]

richardson doesn't spend money? lol.

aside from this year, when has he shown an unwillingness to spend money. we were always at the cap max or pretty well close to it.

once the CBA gets worked out we'll be right back there.

Hell, man, the whole of the NFL is at or near the max. But this thread is more about 2010 than anything else. Some would argue that the Panthers were at a crossroads this year (not saying that I agree, per se), and this is the year that Richardson decided to close the coffers without regard to specific and obvious needs.

It is arguable, but what Jerry did was tantamount to that hot chick teasing the hell out of you, building you up (and even letting you get a little taste), and then forcing you to pull out by saying "Stop!"

That's a crazy ass bitch.