Hey! Look on the bright side of Life

[Jangler]

We can set a couple of new NFL records.

The 1991 Indianapolis Colts set the current NFL record for fewest points in 16 game season with 143.

In the same season they also set the current record for fewest touchdowns (14) in a 16 game season.

[ckad79]

One of my favorite Monty Python moments.

[Jangler]

cheer up

[Wither]

I didn't know there was a dark side; it's just a football game.

[Future of the Funchise]

Carolina Panthers football... It's like a seeing granny giving the mailman a b.j. It's horrible and you know you shouldn't watch. Yes you're scarred for life, but you can't seem to tear your eyes away.

[Jangler]

I didn't know there was a dark side; it's just a football game.

What? Haven't you heard? Clausen is a coward. Sounds pretty dark to me.

[Wither]

Carolina Panthers football... It's like a seeing granny giving the mailman a b.j. It's horrible and you know you shouldn't watch. Yes you're scarred for life, but you can't seem to tear your eyes away.

I can't say I've ever had that experience.

[Jangler]

It's not that bad...

Mission Impossible 4 is being filmed as I type this.

[Mother Grabber]

At least it's not an 18 game season, so we won't be the first team in history to go 0-18.

[Stroupe-a-loop]

Maybe it's like Groundhog Day, and we are going to keep losing until all the Panthers fans learn to play jazz piano and shag Andie MacDowell. I'm pretty sure we should all man up and knock that out as soon as possible.

[jramsey4]

Carolina Panthers football... It's like a seeing granny giving the mailman a b.j. It's horrible and you know you shouldn't watch. Yes you're scarred for life, but you can't seem to tear your eyes away.

Sorry bud but I definitely could tear my eyes off that.