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Topic 2 - Huddle Mods Candidates

Zod

By Zod,
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MurkN Community Regular

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First I would take control of the Wal-Mart intercom system and proceed to play "The Bird is the Word" song from Family Guy over the system to help single out the Falcon fans. Then I could take them out one by one, using a heavy object and striking their head until they are knocked unconscious. Once all of that is taken care of, I would then go off and find some sewing needles and some India Ink and tattoo a Panther logo taking a poo on a Falcons logo on each of their chests. Deciding which fat roll to apply said tattoo on will be more time consuming than the tattoo itself, and depending on how many Falcons trolls there are, this could take some serious time.

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Samuel L. Jackson Newbie

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I'd start blasting some horrible southern rap over the intercom...

They'd all start Krumpin' and gyrating about as if in some kind of trance, as I pry open the rifle cabinet and got me out a 30-06... I'd load up the clip and start firing from atop one of the freezers...

The ones that eventually scattered could be easily tracked down to the pharmacy, where they'd be looking for some ointment to relieve the itching from their various STDs...

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You are locked inside a Wal-Mart overnight with a pack of unruly Falcon trolls. How do you defend yourself and insure you are the last one standing?

You pit them against each other. It's as simple as that. Once they begin to fight one another, well then show me the beer aisle.

Or you could point out that said Wal Mart just started gay men's magz and you no longer have a problem.:yesnod:

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