Gotta love West Virginians

[Goosfraba21]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fuging throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

lol.

[charlotte49er]

“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your f*cking throat.”

Ladies of the Huddle, you now have a new pick-up line!

(Of course, it may only work in West Virginia!)

[Squirrel]

[Carolina Mike]

Sad part is one of the cops had to smell her to make sure the report was correct.

[God]

saltman keep your wife on lock bro

[House]

After viewing the image of teh knife wielding, sexually frustrated woman, I can safely say I would have been a dead man.

[Jangler]

from suffocation?

[House]

from suffocation?

Either that or trichinosis that I got from the rotted pork product that was causing the smell.

[House]

Either way, I would have died a happy man.

[Mr. Scot]

Ugh

[Jangler]

Pugh

[The Saltman]

Squirrel is that yo girl?

[neverlosethefeeling]

re-post

[TarPanther9180]

Nothing a little Febreeze can't fix