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You see when Torry Holt was a little boy, only 6 years old..


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Must've been lurking the chat NA lol.

If the Panthers get a stop on...

This is the production...

When Peyton Hillis was a little boy, just 6 years old...

It's going down...

Somebody needs to edit up this broadcast and get a Torry Holt greatest hits mix up on youtube

Make it to this music...

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Holt must've not finished the DeVry University Commentating for Dummies and Ex-Players Express Degree Program before the game.

Fox big wigs:

"Welp, we gotta poo matchup this week with Cleveland and Carolina. Who we sending out there?"

"Cleveland, they aren't too bad, give them Chris Rose, he's a cornball and he's from that area!"

"What about Carolina?"

"Damn. Carolina is poo. Do we got a local guy from there that is just as shitty? Ah! Yes! Torry Holt! He's there."

Torry Holt: "But guys, I'm not even..."

(2 hours later)

"Now this is the kind of..."

(3 days later)

"Yeah, I guess I'll go out to umm, uhh, uhhh (never says the name of the city then 2 minutes of awkward silence) and do the game."

"It's going down..."

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