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Victoria secret bewbies, I mean fashion show tonight...


Dpantherman

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If she magically appeared there looking all sexy and poo then yeah....

But now imagine her navigating the hall of your house and trying to get that Halloween costume through the various doors that lead to your bedroom. Then knocking poo off of the dresser and the bedside tables all the time trying to look like anything but a retard in a net.

Don't know about you but Id be in tears from laughing.

I get what you're saying, but realistically, for most guys a woman that looks like that could show up at our place wearing a clown suit and we'd still be ready to go in no time flat.

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Wings?

Seriously?

OK guys, tell me you wouldn't laugh your ass off at your woman trying to come through the bedroom door looking like this:

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Sex would be out of the question because her feelings would get hurt and Id be laughing so hard Id be limp for two days.

It took me a little bit to realize she was wearing wings...I thought it was some background prop haha

she could use a boob job :)

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