Hey ladies. How do we recycle TEH VAG?

[LifeisaGarden]

Sounds like a Chris Rock rip off.

Please explain?

[Panthers_Lover]

This is true. We don't want people to think we're horndogs. It's just not classy. Why do you think we wear our shades everywhere? It's so we can check out the goods & no one notices it.

Men on the other hand lack class and will break their neck to look at a hot girl. We have eyes in the back of our head so we don't need to break our neck to look at a man.

'Cause we don't get called horndogs ... we get called sluts and worse.

[Hawk]

Why do you think we have sex with our husbands?

It's because of all the eye candy we're seeing at the Teeter.

I've always said...it doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!!!

I look, my wife looks, and we are both ok with that...its natural

[PantherBrew]

I've always said...it doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!!!

I look, my wife looks, and we are both ok with that...its natural

Just because I am on a diet, doesnt mean I cant look at the menu.:hand:

[Kitten Diver]

hell yeah east blvd after work is where its at! damn I see a lot of DILFs in there.

What exactly does the D stand for? Could go a couple ways

[Hawk]

dyke

[Jase]

hell yeah east blvd after work is where its at! damn I see a lot of DILFs in there.

I go to that teeter all the time after work...and during lunch...:thumbsup:

[Hawk]

oh...in that case, I stand corrected...Boo's D must stand for dork

[Jase]

oh...in that case, I stand corrected...Boo's D must stand for dork

women can call me any d-word they like as long as the ILF part still applies.

[boo7382]

oh...in that case, I stand corrected...Boo's D must stand for dork

HAHAHA no the d would be for dad just llike the m in milf is for mom.

could also be man if we are looking at it in different ways...

[Gazi]

haha you ladies are crazy

Ok. So I lied. No wifey, no kids. (except one). I'll make sure to look out for you horny girls in the future

[Kitten Diver]

haha you ladies are crazy

Ok. So I lied. No wifey, no kids. (except one). I'll make sure to look out for you horny girls in the future

Go to the wine/beer section or the chocolate section if your looking for a lay. I hear the meat department is good pickings too..

[boo7382]

hahaha oh man my friends grandma was trying to tell me how to pick up guys in grocery stores a couple months ago and she had me laughing my ass off it was so funny

[Kitten Diver]

hahaha oh man my friends grandma was trying to tell me how to pick up guys in grocery stores a couple months ago and she had me laughing my ass off it was so funny

She goes straight to the adult diaper section, no the prune juice section.