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4 Sexy Firemen, 1 Firetruck and a Gas Station


LifeisaGarden

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These things were all a part of my afternoon today.

I pulled into the gas station & started pumping gas. It was so cold so I decided to let the pump run by itself so I could put my hands in my pockets. It was taking forever & I was freezing cold. I was chatting with the guy on the other side of the pump who was complaining of the same thing.

So anyway, my car holds about 14 gallons and I'm standing there looking at the gallons gauge on the gas pump and it's getting close to 14 gal but the pump never did turn off like it should so I stopped it myself. Quite frankly, I was tired of standing there too. I got in the car and I started smelling gas, and I mean a lot of gas, much more than the normal amount that you'd smell at a gas station.

I thought that I'd spilled gas on myself so I got out to wipe my hands with the provided wipes. Then I noticed a huge puddle under my car. I got on my knees to look under the car and that's when I saw gas pouring out all around the gas tank.

Not pouring out around the gas flap where you put the gas in the car but pouring out the tank under the car.

So, to make a long story short, I ended up having to have my car towed to the mechanic and in order to have it towed the fire department had to come and inspect the scene to make sure it was safe since it was a large amount of gas.

So, tell me more about the 4 sexy firemen ....

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When I was leaving the job I had before this one, my boss (female) knew of my attraction to hunky men in uniform. She had arranged for for hunky members of the Columbia (SC) Fire Department to attend my going away lunch ... unfortunately, at the very last second, literally (they were in our building and coming up the elevator), they got a call and I never got to even SEE them. 10 years later, I'm still upset over that!

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They were so hot that I started babbling and my Southern American drawl came out profusely. I so wanted to flail onto the ground & stop breathing so they'd have to give me chest "percussions" and mouth to mouth.

:drool5:

ok, after that. there is no excuse. go to the damn fire station and bring them some damn cookies so we can see a damn picture!

no excuses!!!!:driving::auto:

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