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Another Poopin' story by Hotsauce...

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SorthNarolina Newbie

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As an aside...

Is the splash from the turd a welcome and refreshing surprise or disgusting poo water on your sphincter?

considering the sphincter is touching solid poo it shouldn't be that nasty.

But if your sphincter is still working then the water splashes on a part of it that usually isn't exposed and it's way more surprising/uncomftertable than if your relaxed.

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neverlosethefeeling Apprentice

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I've got a disgusting one for you.

At work, we had one of the stalls masking-taped off since Monday because it was broken. So, right. Closed stall door, with pieces off masking tape going from the door to the frame all the way down. Would seem like an obvious "DO NOT USE!" indicator, right? Wrong.

Yesterday, some jackwagon goes into the men's restroom and decides to say "Fug this goddam tape. I'm gonna take a poo in THIS stall." So he does. And he flushes. And his poo falls out of the toilet onto the floor as the toilet overflows. And so does what looks like the poo of the last 15 people to use that toilet. It was fugging disgusting. Like, ankle deep in human excrement in that bathroom.

FFS, people.

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hepcat Grand Master

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While traveling through Tennessee, the best gas station bathroom I ever graced with my presence included these fun situations: a baby changing table crushed and broken on the floor, what appeared to be a used condom TAPED TO THE WALL, small turds on the floor by the toilet, crusted on piss all over the urinal, and a long back-and-forth graffiti about how gays shouldn't serve in the military. After repeated bashing, the last line was something like "9" cock 4 U ###-###-####" And of course the smell was unbearable.

I just decided to go piss around back.

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