why our qbs have sucked

[philp]

I've been trying to figure out why most of our qbs have sucked dick since we've been in carolina. i've put my findings in bold:

Jimmy Clausen (twice the magic)

Brian St. Pierre (if you've been to france)

Matt Moore

Vinny Testaverde (kind of sounds like testicles)

David Carr

Jake Delhomme

Rodney Peete (what does urban dictionary call a rodney?)

Randy Fasani

Chris Weinke (enough said)

Matt Lytle (dick)

Steve Beuerlein (UD auto-directs to tom brady, major dick)

Kerry Collins

Frank Reich (lol)

maybe we give matt moore a shot again?? who f'n knows.

[1989]

im confused...

[Brooklyn Bully]

Our QBs have sucked because they aren't any good.

[TheRealDeal]

He does have the only manly name in the bunch.

[philp]

AND, he shares the same number as carolina's own...dale. rip

[philp]

I'm feeling lethargic thinking about dale, smoking pall malls, drinking cheerwine

[ElkinPanthersFan]

What I get from this is that 38% of our QB's like Penor Rockets.

[philp]

What I get from this is that 38% of our QB's like Penor Rockets.

i pretty much got the same thing.

[ElkinPanthersFan]

JC is a special case with his male speedo entourage and prefers them in all orifices possible.

[monstercat]

Our QBs have sucked because they aren't any good.

Pretty much. At least Delhomme was pretty good for a while, but almost all of these guys were low round picks, undrafted, or high draft picks that were washed up by the time they came here.

[philp]

too bad he can't play in just his speedos. i think he'd be able to slide out of sacks more often to keep plays alive.

[ElkinPanthersFan]

too bad he can't play in just his speedos. i think he'd be able to slide out of sacks more often to keep plays alive.

Its more of who'd want to sack that? :puke:

[philp]

haha

[Grammer]

randy fasani sounds like a porn star name