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Crazy Strip Club stories...

Zcustom

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been a long time since I've been the the ballet...but some stories...

there's this huge club in Calgary we were in one afternoon and this guy kept trying to get up on the stage and the bouncers kept yelling at him to get down. Finally, he jumped up on his chair and then onto the stage and the largest Asian man I've ever seen came running over and basically open field tackled this guy off the stage and onto the floor. then they literally threw him down the stairs, about 15, to street level.

another time I was in my home town and we were at the bar and there were two girls up dancing together. They found out a guy in the audience was having his 18th birthday so they hauled him up on stage and proceeded to strip him before putting him in their little soap water filled tub. Then they did a little show for him and it was the funniest thing ever, this scrawny little kid with his ass in the tub with his little boner sticking out of the bubbles!!! funny as hell. Rumor has it afterwards one of them blew him, but not sure and if true, it probably didn't take long.

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Wanna get drunk together?

The plan was to do that when you come up here next season for the game. You can get into Uptown Cabaret foh free with your Panthers ticket stub!!

just sayin....

Boobies in your face??? Where? WHERE?

AWWW there they went you just missed em.

Salty^^^ this is why you need to come so we can take biscuit to the strip club;)

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I know this falls against the grain of the huddle, but strip clubs really have nothing to offer.. never made sense to me to pay a girl to show me her tits..

you don't enjoy over priced watered down drinks?

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Ive been to uptown. Hot girls but a waste of money.

Suggestions? They also have an awesome buffet. We could do the Mens Club or whatever but thats like over here where I work....would involve getting on highway

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I have a few but not the time to tell all of them.. Ive been kicked out for pissing all over dudes shoes in the stalls on both sides of the one I was attempting to use, for squirting the dancer's toes during a wet t contest and for drinking out of the pitcher (that used to always get me in trouble). One of my fave's was when I was 22ish and full of youthful indescretion. I was doing some sidework in the bar so we were taken care of as far as not having to pay for anything and could go where ever we wanted -the dressing rooms, VIP room, etc. So this one night we were done and enjoying the libations, split an 8ball with a buddy and got 2 of the dancers to partake, not that difficult.. So I gave the broad a line and told her if she wanted another she would have to take it from a 'special place' and she did.. Yea, good times....

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