Post your lesbian jokes here

[Jangler]

What do lesbians do after they have an argument?

They go home and lick each others wounds!

What is the leading cause of death among lesbians?

Hairballs!

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?

She kept on having affairs with men!

What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

"You know, we do taste like chicken!"

Did you hear about the lesbian who took too much Viagra?

She couldn't get her tongue back into her mouth for over a week!

Two lesbians were standing at the bar drinking when another girl waved across the bar.

"Who is that chick?" the first lesbian asked, "I would sure like to get her legs spread on my bed!"

"No you wouldn't!" replied the other lesbian, "I have heard that she is hung like a doughnut!"

[Chaos]

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a dinosaur?

A lickalotapuss.

[Panthers128]

This thread is offensive and you guys should know better.

You'll be forced to apologize in the near future.

[PanthaSan]

Yeah, you should've waited for a homosexual joke thread so you can claim equality.

Hmmmmm......

*goes to start a pillow biter joke thread*

[Dpantherman]

Justin Beiber

[PanthaSan]

Rosie O Donnel

[Floppin]

Q: What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods?

A: Finger-paint.