Monday Sex Poll Thread

[Darth Biscuit]

My college roommate was with this chick one time, poking his tongue around down there and he got sick. His doctor called it a bacteria infection and he had flu like symptoms, which just being around him, I also caught as well. He still jokes about creating the "Butthole Bacteria" sickness.

Thus I would refer him to choice #2 on the poll.

[Kettle]

she didn't ask. i just did it. she loved it, and reciprocated. i loved it too.

[Doyle]

A real soldier understands there could be consequences.

[Kettle]

also, i didn't just check for cleanliness. we showered together first.

[Darth Biscuit]

also, i didn't just check for cleanliness. we showered together first.

This man knows the deal. :thumbsup:

[j2sgam]

I have done it, but only after we showered and I cleaned the stinkstar... When I was 19 I was talkin with a coworker, Rich, he told me he did that to his wife. I dropped my paintbrush in disbelief and disgust. Uuuughhhhghhhuhhuh... So dude tells me "You lick a girls' asshole, she will do anything for you.." I had been trying to get my gf at teh time to get off at the moment of truth and go down to finish. She wouldnt. So I tried Rich's trick.. Got gf to come over, we showered, I scrubbed it, and we dried off and head into teh bedroom. Wouldnt you know, Rich was right!! Never had a problem getting this girl to do anything after that... Except stay faithful.. :sad:

[Mrs Pantherfan]

"Honey, I love you more than anything, but I will never lick your butthole"

"Fine with me, baby..I'm not gung ho about tongue darting your fart box either actually"

(actual converstation)

i bet it feels dandy...but doo doo comes out of there..I don't want your tongue down there and I sure as hell know, mine's not going in yours. You could scrub it with a Brillo pad and dip it in ranch and I STILL wouldn't do it..

[Darth Biscuit]

"Honey, I love you more than anything, but I will never lick your butthole"

"Fine with me, baby..I'm not gung ho about tongue darting your fart box either actually"

(actual converstation)

i bet it feels dandy...but doo doo comes out of there..I don't want your tongue down there and I sure as hell know, mine's not going in yours. You could scrub it with a Brillo pad and dip it in ranch and I STILL wouldn't do it..

:lol:

Touche' wino! That had me almost falling out of my chair...

[Kevin Greene]

Hell yes, roll her over, slap some peanut butter on it and call the dog over.

It's all about keeping the little woman happy.

[Kettle]

piss comes out of the other side wino.

[4Corners]

It's funny b/c under your avatar it says "cleanin poo"

[Kettle]

i need to change that. the wife does it most of the time.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

piss comes out of the other side wino.

yes..but it's not dirty like poo..doesn't smell like poo..all around a whole different level than poo

If you do it..cool..I'm not one to judge..I just personally am not down with the brown

[Kettle]

it all ends up in the toilet so i think its on the same level.

i only do it if i've either cleaned it myself or seen it cleaned. not anymore though. the wife isn't like that.