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Name something you find funny that some people would look at you funny for.

For instance I always get a good laugh from flipping through the guide on my tv and going to the porn channels and just reading the titles of some of the movies .. always get a few roflcopters from those.

Any others?

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I sing off color and insenitive songs to popular tunes.

Burning for you becomes..

"I'm burning i'm burning i'm burning some jews"

I like to talk rap songs like a gay white kid .. imagine if you would *gay voice* keep in mind im about to do an original off the top of my head so bare with me xD " I got carrots on my fingers got cabbage on my wrists so when I ball up my hands I got a salad on my fist"

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When kids get hurt I lose it. Usually get some dirty looks/comments but I think it is hilarious.

Lol I usually have a laugh under my breath at that. I always laugh out loud when the parents have their child on a leash in public I absolutely lose my cool to the point to where i'm losing my breath.

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At the movies when someone gets brutally murdered or shot in the face.

That's when I usually say in my best shao kahn voice .. FATALITY .. and that gets a theatre laughter .. I had a good one at the harry potter show a couple nights ago this dude ripped a loud fart right before the previews and I said really loud "How do you spell that!?!?"

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British porn make me laugh.

How can I rub one out with some girl saying crazy sh*t like "You want to stick your hands in my knickers?" or "I know your wanking it right now" All it that smarmy British accent. Fugging hilarious.

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British porn make me laugh.

How can I rub one out with some girl saying crazy sh*t like "You want to stick your hands in my knickers?" or "I know your wanking it right now" All it that smarmy British accent. Fugging hilarious.

I love the obnoxious things people say in pornos theres always that one chick that goes overboard with the dirty talk.

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