Locked a stripper in the trunk of my car

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Been feeding her goldfish crackers and Flintstones vitamins through the keyhole over the last couple days. Think she'll keep for the next day or so? And btw I'm strung out on meth so by "next day or so" I mean a week and a half. Don't want her to go sour (they do that, right?). Any ideas?

[teeray]

Been feeding her goldfish crackers and Flintstones vitamins through the keyhole over the last couple days. Think she'll keep for the next day or so? And btw I'm strung out on meth so by "next day or so" I mean a week and a half. Don't want her to go sour (they do that, right?). Any ideas?

No. But I am no physicist but how the hell are you a fitting goldfish crackers and flintstone vitamins through a car keyhole??

Have to call bullpoo on that one. SO how are you really feeding her in the trunk?

[R0CKnR0LLA]

they crumble easy enough STFU TEERAY STOP POKING HOLES IN MAH STORY

[PhillyB]

flintstone vitamins were awesome as sh*t when i was nine. bitch is lucky.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

oh just to clarify, it's probably not a big deal or anything, but I saved a few bucks and got the generic brand Flinty-O vitamins

same basic deal I think, she should be OK

[GritsRgreat]

dude you just can't keep her in the trunk!!!!

she'll poo & piss and you'll half to hose it out later, unless its a stolen car in which case just set it on fire.

What you need to do is find a place waaaaaay out on the sticks to take her. Like say a cabin near Asheville, or a camper trailer out in bum Fv^k Chester county.

[Kettle]

forget the crackers and vitamins. all strippers really need to survive is a chrome pole.