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Locked a stripper in the trunk of my car

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Been feeding her goldfish crackers and Flintstones vitamins through the keyhole over the last couple days. Think she'll keep for the next day or so? And btw I'm strung out on meth so by "next day or so" I mean a week and a half. Don't want her to go sour (they do that, right?). Any ideas?

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Been feeding her goldfish crackers and Flintstones vitamins through the keyhole over the last couple days. Think she'll keep for the next day or so? And btw I'm strung out on meth so by "next day or so" I mean a week and a half. Don't want her to go sour (they do that, right?). Any ideas?

No. But I am no physicist but how the hell are you a fitting goldfish crackers and flintstone vitamins through a car keyhole??

Have to call bullpoo on that one. SO how are you really feeding her in the trunk?

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dude you just can't keep her in the trunk!!!!

she'll poo & piss and you'll half to hose it out later, unless its a stolen car in which case just set it on fire.

What you need to do is find a place waaaaaay out on the sticks to take her. Like say a cabin near Asheville, or a camper trailer out in bum Fv^k Chester county.

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