The Birds & the Bees

[charlotte49er]

I have had the talk with my 15 y.o., probably need to have it soon with the 11 y.o.

I didn't get the talk from my parents, so I don't want my kids to wander aimlessly in the world of sex.

My Mother offered to have "the talk" with me. I told her, thanks, but no thanks. That no son wanted to learn about sex from his Mother. She then proceeded to set me straight about the difference between having sex and making love to a woman. (Event that creeped me out at the time.) But in retrospect, that protion of it made me a better lover.

All my Father ever said was, "You'd d*** well better not knock a girl up!"

[Scrumtrilescent]

Got the talk from my mother in kindergarten.

[Guest]

In front of the whole class?

:D

[cookinwithgas]

When the boy turns 14 you buy them a hooker. They are professionals and will make sure everything is taught correctly.

[sunbunny]

Latest talk with my son:

Me: "C" said you were out there making out with "H" in the car.

Son: No. Just removing her earring with my tongue. She didn't believe I could do it.

Me: Do we need to have another talk?

Son: Mooommmmmmmm. What part of I can remove her earring with my tongue didn't you understand? We're going to Applesbees to eat. *The bartender gives him cherries there to double knot. He gets excellent service there for some reason.*

Me: Oh. Welll have fun and don't be out too late.

[Guest]

I hope that's a female bartender!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

please make sure to tell him to not stick said tongue in said ear...girls HATE that

[GritsRgreat]

This is when it's good to be the Dad.

IDK i answered all the questions. Really not that big a deal.

[sunbunny]

I hope that's a female bartender!

It is. lol

MPF, already covered the tongue in the ear no no.

Good Lord the things my kids will talk to me about. I've always told them they could ask me anything, and they do. My mom didn't talk to me about anything.

[boo7382]

please make sure to tell him to not stick said tongue in said ear...girls HATE that

Yeah I don't like it. I like the kisses, but I don't like the tongue. ..

in my ear. I don't like the tongue in my ear.

[Darth Biscuit]

I don't like the tongue. ..

You said it. It has been recorded.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

haha..if a dude still does that and he's over the age of 18......

[boo7382]

You said it. It has been recorded.

I said just in the ear dammit!

Any other place it is a great, awesome thing.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

all other places?????