its 1:43pm and im drunk and eating fries with cheese soohuce

[Hotsauce]

Sitting in the airport at philly, ready to get the phuc outta here!

[Guest]

you need to stay drunk if you are in Philly.

[Hotsauce]

The bartender is a fatty with a shirt that's 4 sizes too small and her freckly tittahs hanging out....no one wants to see that, cept for this knucklehead sitting next to me!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

why is there no pic?!?!??!!

ps..turn your flash off...made that mistake once....embarrrrrassing

[PhillyB]

airport bartenders tend to be a bit more gravitationally challenged.

[mr beauxjangles]

ask the guy next to you what he calls these things. if he says "jimmies" punch him in the dick.

[Iceberg Slim]

Here's hoping you have no flight delay's my friend.....

[SCP]

I hope to god you are at Chickie and Pete's. If you are, get the crab fries with cheese sauce. I have made love to a plate of those before.

[Iceberg Slim]

P.S. don't do what I did and get so drunk (Fox Bar in Detroit) that you miss the last flight out and have to spend an un-neccesary nite......

[boo7382]

I am so jealous of your cheese fries

[Kitten Diver]

The bartender is a fatty with a shirt that's 4 sizes too small and her freckly tittahs hanging out....no one wants to see that, cept for this knucklehead sitting next to me!

:inb4panthasan:

Id hit it every day and twice on Sunday.

[Hotsauce]

I hope to god you are at Chickie and Pete's. If you are, get the crab fries with cheese sauce. I have made love to a plate of those before.

Holy hell in a hand basket, you are fuging correct sir....you nailed that poo! Lol...

The saga continues, after having 4 pints of "hopdevil" draft beers and a shot of jack, hotsauce took a nap in the terminal, woke up and it was :13 mins AFTER my departure abd the black man that was sitting next to me was replaced by a hottie....Turns out my flight to Atlanta is delayed 45 mins....and I probably looked like the drunk salesman waking up after being laser out, LOL

[Kitten Diver]

Holy hell in a hand basket, you are fuging correct sir....you nailed that poo! Lol...

The saga continues, after having 4 pints of "hopdevil" draft beers and a shot of jack, hotsauce took a nap in the terminal, woke up and it was :13 mins AFTER my departure abd the black man that was sitting next to me was replaced by a hottie....Turns out my flight to Atlanta is delayed 45 mins....and I probably looked like the drunk salesman waking up after being laser out, LOL

Implication that black guys like fat white ginger women with saggy boobs hanging out. That Is Racist.

[boo7382]

Implication that black guys like fat white ginger women with saggy boobs hanging out. That Is Racist.

haha I think he was talking about in the terminal, not the bar. If he passed out on the bar, he probably has more problems than possibly missing a flight